I could not help but notice that the “cruising” has been very strong, when I go for my daily outdoor exercises, perhaps late afternoon and early evening. Dusk’ish, we will call it.


I am not talking subtle either; I lost count how many dudes are making a point of drawing attention to their big dick flopping around in their shorts.

Eye contact. Adjusting. The head nod. The grin. The whole works.

Dude! Where I come from, that is an invitation to find a spot a little more secluded for some fun.

I am guessing that your…. “sister?” won’t mind waiting?

Perhaps she can grab a coffee while she waits.


Make today an awesome day —

^turnip xx

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