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  • THE CRUISING IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

    THE CRUISING IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]I could not help but notice that the “cruising” has been very strong, when I go for my daily outdoor exercises, perhaps late afternoon and early evening. Dusk’ish, we will call it.

    [/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row content_placement=”top”][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”7348″ img_size=”” alignment=”center” el_class=””][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]I am not talking subtle either; I lost count how many dudes are making a point of drawing attention to their big dick flopping around in their shorts.

    Eye contact. Adjusting. The head nod. The grin. The whole works.

    Dude! Where I come from, that is an invitation to find a spot a little more secluded for some fun.

    I am guessing that your…. “sister?” won’t mind waiting?

    Perhaps she can grab a coffee while she waits.

    HA HA!

    Make today an awesome day —

    ^turnip xx[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text][adning id=”6179″][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • DISCRETION ASSURED

    DISCRETION ASSURED

    [vc_row content_placement=”top”][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”6886″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]No one asked for this; and I am gonna share it with ya anyway in the hopes it makes you laugh.

    When I am chatting with a dude on the “hookups” and they start going on and on about discretion. I 100% get it. I will do my best for sure.

    Yet, this commentary runs through my head each and every time.

    In all the years that I have been hooking up, and in all the places, not just destinations, not a single time has any one said to me “oh make sure you wear something nice, we are going to pop by so you can meet Aunt Mildred, before I eat your ass.”

    I joke you not. Not a single time.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/3″][vc_column_text][adning id=”6178″][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”2/3″][vc_column_text]But what I will tell you is this. Queer folk have been hooking up and sneaking around for a long time. Straight folk have continued to do their part to make sure that Queer folk have to be clever and creative.

    That being said, and like I said above, “I’ll do my best”; sometimes, you run into a neighbour or an acquaintance. Here is the secret to handling that situation.

    Just act normal. They won’t notice casual confidence as much more than “an old friend”.

    Besides if you look above, Mildred isn’t a spring chicken any more and needs a wee-nap after her second Mimosa.[/vc_column_text][vc_separator color=”black” border_width=”2″ el_width=”20″][vc_column_text el_class=””]Thank you. I am here all week. On your way out; check out my new COCK TEEZ T-shirts. Printed on 100% Organic Cotton. Who doesn’t love a great big COCK on their chest? Am I right?[/vc_column_text][gsf_gallery columns=”3″ columns_gap=”col-gap-10″ images=”6892,6893,6894″][vc_single_image image=”6319″ img_size=”full” alignment=”right” onclick=”custom_link” el_class=”” css_animation=”right-to-left” animation_delay=”2″ link=”https://turnipteez.com/newest/” el_id=”jump”][/vc_column][/vc_row]