FUCK COMPROMISE
Thought I would try a compromise. Now I have 2 problems as big as the first! That's not a compromise, that's a conspiracy! LOL
SO ABOOT THAT THEN…
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...honestly I had another chuckle at this point because I had another tangent where if I was driving a car, this is the point where I would turn down the radio so i could see the house numbers better
A ROSE BY ANY OTHER
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I was left with an after taste, that reminds me of the smell in my grandmother's guest bathroom with all the decorative soaps you were not allowed to touch.
FORTUNE COOKIE TURN
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Usually the numbers on the back of my fortune, aren't applicable to the local lottery draws. But, when they are, I like to have fun with the game now and then.
REVIEW: BLACK DIAMOND
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A very calming and subtle herbal flavour, familiar yet so subtle, the flavour at times is almost fleeting. You want to almost put your finger on the name and then it’s gone, but not before leaving you with a good comfortable feeling of; “yeah, I have been here before…what’s on TV?”.
THE CRUISING IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
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I am not talking subtle either; I lost count how many dudes are making a point of drawing attention to their big dick flopping around in their shorts.
OMTEX GYM SUPPORTER
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Some dudes can just drop their junk into a traditional ‘off the shelf generic’ jockstrap, rough elastic, abrasive pouch, and go like spit and not be bothered. To others, what I just described, invokes visions of cheese graters coming near one’s privates!
A JOCKSTRAP FOR THE MIND
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I mixed the few little flakes of my previous Sativa (Chem Sister) with the new Sativa (Sage & Sour)…. both very “cerebrally” uplifting…like a jockstrap for the mind that helps ya win the race.
JUST FOUR FANS
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HEY -- do you like fans? Well, how about 4 of them? I received the cutest email from my "Gal Pals" Betty & Ethel, they heard about my "castrating" computer experience.