TIFFANY VELVET COLLECTION BY MODUS VIVENDI

We learned to be kind, but we also learned to say NO, GO, and tell someone when something felt icky. Now, after threats to our sovereignty, we’re told to play nice and not boo the U.S. anthem? Fuck that. We are distancing ourselves from a predator. We are Canadian—nice, NOT stupid.

Suspend your expectations and you’ll always face an adventure.

Perhaps even before removing their own items and preventing the smaller ones from falling into the vent screen. Or, even prevent the lint becoming dragged into the basket of clean, dry and lint-free clothes.