TURNIP HED brings his humour, passion & perspective to TURNIP STYLE drawing on his experiences in life, work & travel. Also, an "Expert Homosexual" (never practising).
Pronouns may be flexible; He/him or They/Them. However, when TURNIP is feeling sassy; She/Her does work too. You can always call him, TURNIP. That's what his friends do. Visit The Pool is Closed for more.
Usually the numbers on the back of my fortune, aren't applicable to the local lottery draws. But, when they are, I like to have fun with the game now ...
A very calming and subtle herbal flavour, familiar yet so subtle, the flavour at times is almost fleeting. You want to almost put your finger on the n ...
I am not talking subtle either; I lost count how many dudes are making a point of drawing attention to their big dick flopping around in their shorts. ...
HEY -- do you like fans? Well, how about 4 of them? I received the cutest email from my "Gal Pals" Betty & Ethel, they heard about my "castrating" com ...
Even as I mentioned I was having a new experience, it was more like a learning experience for me – like when you get new glasses or upgrade from 720 ...
It is all in how you decorate that balcony; and today while this MASSIVE storm was moving in across the city, a neighbour across the street, was out s ...
The lack of kindness, compassion and just rational thought is beyond sickening. We don't impound and flatten cars for speeding tickets but we flatten ...