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  • Got a Favourite Jocktober Jockstrap?

    Got a Favourite Jocktober Jockstrap?

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    JOCKTOBER

     

    Be sure to drop by Jockstrap Central and take a look at this NEW camo mesh jockstrap by Alpha Charlie. You probably do not wanna miss out on this sexy piece.

     

    Despite being “camouflage” you are sure to be noticed when you wear this piece; but then who doesn’t love a bit of irony? Am I right?

     

    Also available in White Camo.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_media_grid element_width=”6″ gap=”15″ grid_id=”vc_gid:1665197763207-8292daa1-bb2d-6″ include=”7980,7984,7982,7981″][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Jump on over to Jockstrap Central and check out the entire Alpha Charlie Collection. Enjoy![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_btn title=”SHOP IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT” style=”outline” shape=”square” color=”black” align=”center” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fturnipstyle.com%2Fjsc%2F|target:_blank”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image source=”featured_image” img_size=”large” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • Celebrating Locktober 2022

    Celebrating Locktober 2022

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    LOCKTOBER 2022

     

    My pick for Locktober 2022 is the Stealth Chastity Cage available at 665 Leather.

     

    Been thinking about exploring chastity? The Stealth Cock Cage & Locktober 2022 could be a perfect combination for you to take a step in a new direction.

     

    Offering you the chance to adjust to your size, making it better for long-term wear. There are 4 diameters to choose from ranging from 35mm to 50mm. A unique design with the lock hidden in the structure of the cage itself means an even more sleek look, no dangling padlocks to get caught up in whatever gear you might be wearing.

     

    Easy to keep clean and ventilated – and on sale for Locktober 2022. Take a look…you know you want to.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_media_grid element_width=”6″ gap=”15″ grid_id=”vc_gid:1666198616181-908c7210-c859-8″ include=”7968,7969,7970,7971″][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Shop before the end of day 31 October 2022; get 20% off at 665 Leather.

     

    Photos courtesy: 665 Leather

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  • Careful Where You Put Your Ween’us

    Careful Where You Put Your Ween’us

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    You fucking kidding me?

     

    FFS! Twat’s gonna twat for sure.

     

    Next thing someone is gonna cry foul, that Disney is trying to put your kids under a spell with Hocus Pocus 2.

     

    (Fret Not! You don’t have to “wait for it” – Karen, Texas; took care of it.)[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”7949″ img_size=”1080×1080″ alignment=”center” css_animation=”none”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]

    DIGEST:

     

    WEEN isn’t even where you break up the word.

     

    The proper way to spell the word is Hallowe’en. Time has worn the title of the holiday from All Hallow’s Evening. The night before All Hallow’s Day or All Saints Day; Pope Gregory III coined 01 November as the day to honour all saints of the church that have attained heaven.

     

    So to begin with, the holiday wouldn’t exist without the “church”…put that in your PSL and drink it Karen.

     

    Afterthought:

     

    Make your own holiday and stop stealing. I seem to remember “thou shall not steal” or something like that.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • It’s Wednesday. Pink it Up.

    It’s Wednesday. Pink it Up.

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    On Wednesday We Wear Pink

     

    I will take this opportunity to refresh the internet’s memory that until the end of the month I am running a special fundraising campaign with 2 of my projects at TURNIP TEEZ; The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin and PINK.

     

    Use Discount Code STIFFBREW at check out and all your Wood Morning Coffee Cabin merchandise will be 10% off – PLUS a portion of the revenue will be allocated to our PINK Outreach.

     

    Our PINK Outreach supports two projects; The 519 Community Centre here in Toronto and my good friend Liam, who is known at Park Ranger Gingerbum on Mount Moist Plinth Mountain Range. The home of The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin.

     

    What is PINK Outreach

     

    The 519 Community Centre is integral to the LGBTQ2IA+ population, not just in Toronto, but Ontario as well. The donations to The 519 are donated in the name of Paul Kivisto; our close friend, an avid user and supporter of the Community Centre, and lost his battle with mental health.

     

    Park Ranger Gingerbum is the recipient of the other portion of the proceeds. This money gets added to the funds used to purchase items like; socks, underwear, toiletries, sleeping bags and medical supplies. He organizes these outing with other medical and social/community professionals in the San Francisco Bay area.

     

    To learn more about our PINK project and why it is important to myself; check out PINK at TURNIP TEEZ.

     

    Thank you heaps and bunches; make today a great day for yourself, xx – ^tH[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”7922″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” link=”https://turnipteez.com/pink/?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=pink&utm_term=pink&utm_content=post”][vc_single_image image=”7941″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” link=”https://turnipteez.com/pink/?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=pink&utm_term=pink&utm_content=post”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”7938″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” link=”https://turnipteez.com/pink/?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=pink&utm_term=pink&utm_content=post”][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • Where is the Value in the Fine

    Where is the Value in the Fine

    [vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Often I ask my “[non brand] home assistant” (repeatedly) for a news update; while I have a quick mundane task to do like filling the [non brand specific] water filter/pitcher and putting it back in the fridge.

     

    I could not help notice the emphasis, the topic of Kim Kardashian’s having to pay a fine for not disclosing a sponsorship, was getting. The major [not named international ] media outlet that delivers my news updates seemed to stress the amount of, 1.26 million ($1 260 ooo USD) dollars that Ms. Kardashian was ordered to pay.

     

    Never once did the media outlet mention the amount of the sponsorship, nor remind listeners that the net worth of Ms. Kardashian; which [non branded] home assistant reminded me is, $1, 800, 000, 000 USD.

     

    (Some would call that 1.8 Billion dollars, others would call it; one thousand eight hundred million dollars.)

     

    I did some quick, simple math with ratios, tying to make the numbers make sense into something with figures, I felt were better at representing a net worth many of use could more easily wrap our head around.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”7879″ img_size=”564×296″ alignment=”center” css_animation=”fadeIn”][vc_column_text][ts_table]

    Dollar Amount (USD) Percentage of Net Worth
    Net Worth $1,800,000,000.00
    Sponsorship $250,000.00 0.01389%
    Fine $1,260,000.00 0.07000%
    Compared to:
    Net Worth $100,000.00
    Sponsorship $13.89 0.01389%
    Fine $70.00 0.07000%

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    Clearly things are not equal. When we boil down the number to just percentages and then apply those numbers to a more realistic net worth. A figure that perhaps the working folk can appreciate and is easy to do math with; $100 000 USD.

     

    No matter what way I have looked the situation, I keep resolving that this fine is as significant to Ms Kardashian, as perhaps a parking ticket for a young professional with, a  degree, and a junior management position, could be.

     

    Which, saving for another day, brings to light that there are parking spots that make more money than folks are able to, trying to manage 4 part time jobs. Let’s pretend a $70 parking ticket, while at an interview for a possible full-time job, and you have $0 balance in your bank and only 2 packages of store-brand mac ‘n cheese dinners to last you a week.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Running under the premise that $100 000 is the lowest we could go for this discussion and I applied this scenario;

    • TURNIP TEEZ approaches me and says, “we will give you $15 to post a link to our T’WAT t-shirt on turnipteez.com.
    • I agree; hey that’s a free burrito for 3 minutes work.
    • I forget to tell you the link was sponsored.
    • I have to pay a $70 fine, but I made $15 so that is only a $55 fine.

    Yes, that would be disappointing. The ratio of fine to money earned is where the “disappointment” is.

     

    The real question is; am I really going to hurt paying a $70 fine? (assuming I have a net worth of 100K.)

     

    Probably not.

     

    This isn’t a news story. This wasn’t a punishment. The media gave attention to the company and Ms. Kardashian, making those 2 entities; the ones that still come out ahead with public exposure; and the media outlet gets advertising revenue because everyone is rushing to read what any of the “car dash ian’s” are doing.[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”7893″ img_size=”564×296″ alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” css_animation=”fadeIn” link=”https://www.turnipteez.com/betty-and-ethel/twat/?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=website&utm_campaign=thed&utm_term=kardashian&utm_content=poll”][vc_message message_box_color=”alert-info”]Being super obvious – the above are links to a product for purchase, that I created. Please visit so I can afford a burrito![/vc_message][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • What Kind of Fuckery?

    What Kind of Fuckery?

    [vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Seriously, what kind of fuckery is going on today?

     

    Did someone wear white after Labour Day and throw off all the energy in the Universe?

     

    Started with my fancy German crafted double walled glass coffee tumbler breaking and just went to shit from there.

     

    Whilst you are here, if you wear socks; click here.

     

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  • Sale Extension – Jockstrap Central Birthday Sale

    Sale Extension – Jockstrap Central Birthday Sale

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]With the good news that Jockstrap Central has extended their birthday sale; here are some reviews of some great gear that now would be a great time to try out! With a sale of up to 75% on some gear, this is a hard chance to pass up.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_basic_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”4″ element_width=”6″ gap=”25″ item=”7720″ grid_id=”vc_gid:1663454530595-e351c279-7bfe-5″ taxonomies=”283″ exclude=”7656″][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]You now have until Tuesday, September 20th to take advantage of the Jockstrap Central birthday sale[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_btn title=”SHOP IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT” shape=”square” color=”blue” align=”center” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fturnipstyle.com%2Fjsc%2F|target:_blank”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image source=”featured_image” img_size=”large” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • Cologne. Nope, not the city this time.

    Cologne. Nope, not the city this time.

    [vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]I was out for a walk earlier. Hated every minute of it; it got windy.

     

    Blowing right in my face the entire way. I was squinting, just my luck the sun lined up just perfectly and the wind kept whipping in my face. Not a warm wind either.

     

    Then I caught a whiff of a really pleasant fragrance.

     

    It was familiarly unfamiliar. In that I mean, I could not say for certain what fragrance it was, or if I had smelled it before. But, there was something warm, inviting and comforting, about the smell, that made me want more.

     

    Wind is still whipping right into my face, and just then a short gentleman, walking with dedication and purpose, bursts passes me, and suddenly my nose burns and my eyes sting.

     

    I found the fragrance that I had been catching whiffs of. It was this gentleman that had been walking up from behind me.

     

    Not only behind me but with the wind in my face. The cologne he was wearing was so powerful that it managed to fight against the wind, to waft up ahead and tease me.

     

    I have to give the guy credit, he not only, dressed with style and distinction. He definitely, walked with dedication and purpose. It would seem he applied the same principle to his fragrances as well.

     

    Spritz spritz![/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”7780″ img_size=”500×500″ alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • QUICK POLL: WHICH SIDE

    QUICK POLL: WHICH SIDE

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    TAKE A SNIFF!

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  • JC Athletic Contact Shorts: A Year Later.

    JC Athletic Contact Shorts: A Year Later.

    [vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]There are few items of clothing, that I have had in my lifetime, that have gotten as much wear, as have my JC Athletic Shorts.

     

    I do not start a review, until I’ve really given a garment a good amount of “wear and tear”, to simulate natural degradation over time. These shorts have impressed me so much, moreover given I am wearing them all the time. And, you can barely tell by looking at them.

     

    When I got my first pair it was only a couple days before I started to shed my other shorts. I was not going to be wearing them again.  I was sure of it.

     

    Comfort and fit were unlike anything I had ever experienced before in athletic wear or even fetish/fashion wear.

     

    That may be what sets these apart, I think.

     

    They were designed bringing together the best parts of function, fetish and a wee bit of fantasy.

     

    These are designed to fit you. Not obscure you. With doing that, these shorts then look good on you. They work with you by staying put where you need them to be.

     

    When your clothes fit you right, and work with you, you carry yourself better. You stand taller. You look confident. Not uncomfortable.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”7661″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image source=”featured_image” img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]These shorts have seen me on workouts, sweating my ass off, as I drag my said sweaty ass, 5K down the street. Hopefully, before it gets too hot. And they’ve seen me through days on end in bed, hooked up to machines in the CCU.

     

    I have 2 pair now.  I needed a second pair to wear when the first was in the wash. I did not wait long until I got that second pair. I probably could use a third.

     

    Over the time I have had both pairs, other than some slight fading from being in the sun when wearing or drying on the line; these are near as new as you can get.

     

    The stitching is all intact. No pilling in the fabric and the reflective ink designs are still intact and the fabric still feel good sliding on my jockstrapped butt.

     

    Quickly. About washing and drying. When I take these out of the washing machine, after a good spin dry; they usually take about 10 minutes on a hanger to dry in winter, 5 in summer.

     

    I mentioned above that I wear them a lot. So much so that my bestie UrbanGuyTO, finally, got himself a pair.

     

    I almost got myself a 3rd pair, but decided I’d give something new a try … maybe if the gym ever opens up in my building I’ll look good on the elliptical in my new JC Athletic Air Mesh Shorts.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_fastmediagallery columns=”2″ add_element=”%5B%7B%22element_type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22element_url_video_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_youtube_vimeo_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_url_audio_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_soundcloud_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_iframe%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_poster_image_type%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22element_type_image%22%3A%226577%22%2C%22element_custom_url%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_custom_url_target%22%3A%22_blank%22%2C%22element_caption_active%22%3A%22off%22%2C%22element_caption%22%3A%22%20%22%7D%2C%7B%22element_type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22element_url_video_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_youtube_vimeo_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_url_audio_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_soundcloud_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_iframe%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_poster_image_type%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22element_type_image%22%3A%226574%22%2C%22element_custom_url%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_custom_url_target%22%3A%22_blank%22%2C%22element_caption_active%22%3A%22off%22%2C%22element_caption%22%3A%22%20%22%7D%2C%7B%22element_type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22element_url_video_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_youtube_vimeo_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_url_audio_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_soundcloud_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_iframe%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_poster_image_type%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22element_type_image%22%3A%226573%22%2C%22element_custom_url%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_custom_url_target%22%3A%22_blank%22%2C%22element_caption_active%22%3A%22off%22%2C%22element_caption%22%3A%22%20%22%7D%2C%7B%22element_type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22element_url_video_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_youtube_vimeo_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_url_audio_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_soundcloud_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_iframe%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_poster_image_type%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22element_type_image%22%3A%226578%22%2C%22element_custom_url%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_custom_url_target%22%3A%22_blank%22%2C%22element_caption_active%22%3A%22off%22%2C%22element_caption%22%3A%22%20%22%7D%2C%7B%22element_type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22element_url_video_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_youtube_vimeo_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_url_audio_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_soundcloud_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_iframe%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_poster_image_type%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22element_type_image%22%3A%226575%22%2C%22element_custom_url%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_custom_url_target%22%3A%22_blank%22%2C%22element_caption_active%22%3A%22off%22%2C%22element_caption%22%3A%22%20%22%7D%2C%7B%22element_type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22element_url_video_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_youtube_vimeo_video%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_url_audio_type%22%3A%22local%22%2C%22element_type_local_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_soundcloud_audio%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_type_iframe%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_poster_image_type%22%3A%22default%22%2C%22element_type_image%22%3A%226576%22%2C%22element_custom_url%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22element_custom_url_target%22%3A%22_blank%22%2C%22element_caption_active%22%3A%22off%22%2C%22element_caption%22%3A%22%20%22%7D%5D”][/vc_column][/vc_row]