By All Means. Glacial Pace. Yadda yadda yack.

The obliviousness was jarring. Like a kick in the nuts.


This one struggled, to get through the 2 automatic sliding doors; and hollered for me to hold the elevator, all while fully focused on their screen.


We also struggled to get into the double door, loading dock size, elevator, because our caboose was in the way. Couldn’t get the phone up fast enough without making sure all; hands, feet, personal belongs (including ass) were kept in for the entire ride.


I mentioned I like a messy sub – marine sammich the other day. FUCK! I got what I asked for.

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