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  • JUST FOUR FANS

    JUST FOUR FANS

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    Anyhoo – I am telling you that because, in this email, Betty & Ethel were telling me that they had an idea on how they could help me with my computer calamity. A while back, Ethel, in her classic “almost-but-not-quite” brilliance, jumped on the “just four fans” bandwagon. Yup. 4. Fans. Literally. As you can see for yourself, in the photos right here.

    Well, we love Ethel. We love humour and we think, if you can not mix some humour with some sexuality, then we are in a sadder state of affairs than we thought.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/3″][vc_column_text][adning id=”6178″][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”2/3″][vc_column_text]So here is what Betty & Ethel did. They brought their classic “Just 4 Fans” t-shirt back out of the archives, but they added a little something extra with the curved hem. Which when you wear with shorts or jeans when out with friends at a back yard bbq – will look ever so cute!

    However, what Betty & Ethel also had in mind, especially for the boys that like to wear the speedos and little trunks whilst at the pool parties, or the campgrounds and resorts. Just in case ‘the management’ requires you to put a t-shirt on to be served at the bar or to hit the buffet line; then here is the perfect little t-shirt to wear that will just catch and hug on your curves right where one might want to draw an admirers attention.

    Well, that is what Betty & Ethel said.

    Really though, it’s up for you to decide what your intentions are.

    If you want to take a closer look, and read the email from Betty & Ethel, click the button below!

    Cheers,

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  • DEAR FRIEND

    DEAR FRIEND

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]It is now past the “May Long Weekend” – the weekend that breaks in SUMMER for “us” North Americans. More so for those of us that experience 4 distinct seasons. (Strangely enough you will find EVERYONE lives in the area that has the OPPOSITE weather to what they prefer. Go figure.)

    Now, we have had some recent weekends of decent weather and some with, less than stellar weather and those were your weekends to install your Air Conditioning Units (ACU). If you have not done so by now, myself included, it is too late. THE POOL IS CLOSED.

    We all know that the second any one of us thinks of putting that ACU in, just quick, and we will end up with 5cm of snow on the ground and all of your pretty flower beds are gonna be shit.

    So, we either have to skip it this year and suffer in the heat, with a fan and an iced beverage; or, all pick a day, make one big effort to get all the dormant ACU in place and then all brace, duck and cover for a freak snow storm.

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    While you are here…take a look at this.

    Modus Vivendi has been releasing their collection for 2021 and get ready to be sun kissed and have wrinkly fingers and toes because the SWIM GEAR is beyond gorgeous.

    Come on over and take a look at the Rubber Ombre Line … here.

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