Tag: karen - TURNIP STYLE

THE POOL IS CLOSED

Careful Where You Put Your Ween’us

UK Bus Stop with 2 models wearing TURNIP TEEZ T-shirts on the billboard.

WEEN isn’t even where you break up the word ya dumb fucks.

TURNIPHED
06 October 2022

what do you call your underwear

POLLS

The Great Underwear Slang Census

Across regions, cultures, and bedrooms—slang for undies is as varied as the fabrics they cover.

TURNIPHED
21 June 2025

STYLE

Brief Standards: A Strong Argument for the Correct Spelling of “Tightie-Whities”

This definitive guide settles the spelling of “tightie-whities” once and for all—with…

TURNIPHED
20 June 2025

futuristic interior of metro station

CULTURE

Revolving Rights: How the Escalator Helped Move Queer History Upward

Before Pride had parades, it had platforms—like escalators. This smart queer history…

TURNIPHED
20 June 2025

Panoramic view of Niagara Falls

WELLNESS

Jump in the F*cking Puddle: How Not to Waste a Waterfall

When did we decide that life should be clean, quiet, and dry? A reminder that being…

TURNIPHED
19 June 2025