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  • EXPOSED GENITALS

    EXPOSED GENITALS

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]We at TURNIP STYLE are going to take a moment to showcase the beautiful work of Cellblock 13 and the Cyclone 2.0 Jockstrap.

    What we had intended to be a collage on Instagram has been censored by Instagram for showing sexual content; specifically sexual intercourse and exposed genitals.[/vc_column_text][vc_media_grid grid_id=”vc_gid:1610390264184-4d526d2c-b27c-6″ include=”5672,5673,5671,5668,5669,5670″][vc_column_text]While only one photo was removed (the burgundy jockstrap), the entire collage (the yet to be published top row), as well as the rest of the images that are collages, all rely on specific placement, TURNIP STYLE as decided to remove all the photos in order to keep the over all flow going.

    Now, make no mistake. We are NOT naive, we know this is not the first time this is happened. We know that we aren’t the only ones that this happens to. In the 15 years we have been publishing we have faced censorship so many times we have lost count.

    What is different now is we are fed up and have decided how we are going to react. In fact we are HASHTAG LIVID.

    The photos as you see above, are in no way different than any catalogue photo that sells undergarments. For many young gay men the catalogue from whatever “department store” (for many in North America it was the Sears catalogue, but I remember a few years where Eaton’s put out some sexy material) was the closest thing we could get to seeing a man disrobed!

    In fact, I know for a fact that the straight boys I grew up with were jerking their little boners to the NUMEROUS pages of female models in bras. They still do – it’s called Victoria Secret.

    We are sure the vintage photo below would be banned on Instagram and Facebook because the men are touching. Notice how the one is leaning on the other. That has to be some sort of “faggot witchcraft”. <clutch pearls><gasp>[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5681″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][vc_column_text]However, we are not going to fight with the BOTS at Instagram in the hopes of getting a human to look at it. Honestly, we just don’t think Instagram/Facebook is worth the trouble.

    It has been very clear, for a long time, that the “powers that be” at the steering wheel of all the major social media companies have had their heads so far up their asses for so long that they can’t even smell their own bullshit anymore. In fact, we would argue that much of the “machine” that is The United States is so oblivious to reality and as well can’t smell its own foul stench.

    Instead, we are going to post the photos here – and tell you about it, with the hopes that you will be informed of yet another incident of double standards and take the step to help remove social media as the medium by subscribing to our newsletter, “Snap the Strap”.

    We have made it a policy at TURNIP STYLE that we will NOT pay for advertising or promoting posts on; Twitter, Instagram or Facebook. Firstly on principle that we will not spend money at a company that would censor us like this.

    “Sure we will take your money; but you can’t play in our sandbox” is not a policy we are on board with and we won’t be part of it.

    We will continue to post on these platforms, as best we can, but our intention will always be to bring you back here to TURNIP STYLE or to sign up for or newsletter. Both which will hopefully allow us a chance to communicate opening, freely and ensure our message of body positivity, sex positivity, sexual health, physical health and MENTAL health are not silenced.

    The human body is nothing to be shunned, shied away from or demonized in any way, shape of form.[/vc_column_text][adning id=”5752″][vc_column_text]So what can we as a queer public do? We want to leave you with these suggestions. Suggestions, that if we can make it a large enough practise could hopefully effect change;

    1. Don’t spend money with these social platforms, i.e. pay for advertising.
    2. Continue to follow these queer groups, businesses on these platforms and as a consumer sign up for the newsletters from the queer businesses that interest you.
    3. As a consumer let these queer businesses know when you purchase from them that you follow them directly not just via social media platforms.
    4. Queer businesses, give your audience a way to follow you (like a newsletter) that doesn’t involve one of these platforms so “you” don’t have to solely rely on these platforms.

    By positively reinforcing the efforts of queer businesses and organizations directly, we as a queer community are distancing ourselves from these social platforms and their puritanical, draconian social constructs that only further keep the queer community, and other minority communities under their shoe.

    Let’s use our ingenuity that has helped us survive millennia and stop being marginalized. Wouldn’t it be nice to finally say “this is 2021″ and that means something for equality and equity?[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5696″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][vc_column_text]We do recognize that there are platforms and places available for sexually explicit, pornographic materials and we celebrate those platforms and places and will engage with those avenues when the content or message requires.

    At the heart of this, we as a queer community, know that this is a double standard and as such we at TURNIP STYLE are not going to entertain the argument that these are private companies and can decide what they are willing to have posted on their platforms.

    The policies clearly use terms like “sexual content” “sexually explicit” “genitals exposed” yet what that really means is “any content that could possibly hint at being queer”. Even further to that, “male on male” queer.

    As we all know that “girl on girl” action is 100% acceptable for even the reddest of redneck homophobes. You know the kind that are so homophobic one could be surprised that they even can handle touching their own dick.

    We face the deletion and censorship images of men in swimwear, underwear or even “fetish” gear; however we are flooded with images of females in bikinis where one can clearly see the outlines of labia majora (commonly called camel toe) that these social platforms are happy to host.

    We are going to state this now and clear before any one gets their knickers in a twist. We are not anti-vagina or breasts. We want these photos to continue to be out there, but stop deleting the photos of men in their underwear and calling it sexual content. (So don’t go out and start reporting every image of a woman in a bikini or with pasties on her nipples and call it sexual or offensive.)

    Oh and while I am on a rant – BREAST FEEDING is not sexual, demonic or disgusting. So get off your fucking crosses with that one; the wood is needed elsewhere (like building affordable housing).

    Hopefully, to make it abundantly clear, we are equally FURIOUS at the censorship females face, especially when it comes to their breasts. We also have zero tolerance for the censorship our trans-brothers face when they post photos of their chests.

    The point we are trying to make is that the policies use gender neutral language yet this “neutrality” does not play out in practice.[/vc_column_text][adning id=”5752″][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1600664548223{padding-right: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1609927358966{margin: 5% !important;padding: 5% !important;background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.1) !important;*background-color: rgb(0,0,0) !important;border: 1px dashed rgba(2,2,2,0.5) !important;}”][ts_comments][/vc_column_text][vc_icon icon_fontawesome=”far fa-arrow-alt-circle-down” color=”grey” size=”lg” align=”center”][vc_column_text]YOU MAY ALSO FIND THESE STORIES INTERESTING[/vc_column_text][vc_masonry_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”3″ gap=”15″ orderby=”modified” item=”5581″ initial_loading_animation=”fadeIn” grid_id=”vc_gid:1610390264188-2ab281b4-5bfa-4″ page_id=”5463″][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner][vc_single_image image=”4381″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” img_link_target=”_blank” link=”https://turnipstyle.com/jockstrapfriday”][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][vc_btn title=”TOUCH HERE TO REACH CELLBLOCK 13″ style=”custom” custom_background=”#0a0908″ custom_text=”#f2f4f3″ shape=”square” align=”center” button_block=”true” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Ftimoteo.net%2Fcollections%2Fgear”][vc_column_text][ts_signup][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • CYCLONE 2.0 BY CELLBLOCK 13

    CYCLONE 2.0 BY CELLBLOCK 13

    [vc_row full_width=”stretch_row”][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”5660″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” link=”https://timoteo.net/collections/underwear/products/cyclone-2-0-jockstrap”][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_btn title=”SHOP HERE FOR CYCLONE 2.0″ style=”custom” custom_background=”#1e73be” custom_text=”#f2f4f3″ shape=”square” align=”center” button_block=”true” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Ftimoteo.net%2Fcollections%2Funderwear%2Fproducts%2Fcyclone-2-0-jockstrap”][vc_column_text]Sexy. Eye Catching. Stretchy. Soft.

    A creative blend of spandex and nylon. Supportive while remaining stretchy.

    Black racing stripe highlighted with a chevron is sure to help draw an admirer’s eye to your bulging VPL.

    Completely compatible with the CellBlock13 Cyclone 2.0 harness, when you want to ramp it up, once we have said farewell to Panny-Dee.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1600664548223{padding-right: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1609927358966{margin: 5% !important;padding: 5% !important;background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.1) !important;*background-color: rgb(0,0,0) !important;border: 1px dashed rgba(2,2,2,0.5) !important;}”][ts_comments][/vc_column_text][vc_icon icon_fontawesome=”far fa-arrow-alt-circle-down” color=”grey” size=”lg” align=”center”][vc_column_text]YOU MAY ALSO FIND THESE STORIES INTERESTING[/vc_column_text][vc_masonry_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”3″ gap=”15″ orderby=”modified” item=”5581″ initial_loading_animation=”fadeIn” grid_id=”vc_gid:1610295214619-acc24922-ee25-3″ page_id=”5463″][vc_row_inner][vc_column_inner][vc_single_image image=”4381″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” img_link_target=”_blank” link=”https://turnipstyle.com/jockstrapfriday”][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][vc_btn title=”TOUCH HERE TO MEET THE TIMOTEO FAMILY” style=”custom” custom_background=”#0a0908″ custom_text=”#f2f4f3″ shape=”square” align=”center” button_block=”true” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Ftimoteo.net%2F”][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • When the Weather is Shit

    When the Weather is Shit

    [vc_row full_width=”stretch_row”][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”5633″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” link=”https://www.jockstrapcentral.com/productdisplay.php?product=17204&aid=091665″][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_btn title=”SHOP JC ATHLETICS HERE” style=”flat” shape=”square” color=”black” align=”center” button_block=”true” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jockstrapcentral.com%2Fproductdisplay.php%3Fproduct%3D17204%26aid%3D091665″][vc_column_text]

    When the weather is shit outside, it is always best to be sure that you have something cozy to wear inside.

    Since we can’t be naked all the time; might we suggest taking a look at these comfy and cozy shorts JC Athletics.

    Not only will you look good in these JC Athletics Contact shorts, you will feel good.

    Available in: Heather Blue, Heather Grey, Red and Black.

    [/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1600664548223{padding-right: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;}”][vc_column][adning id=”5752″][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1609926281860{margin: 5% !important;padding: 5% !important;background-color: rgba(232,232,232,0.48) !important;*background-color: rgb(232,232,232) !important;border: 2px dashed rgba(10,8,9,0.51) !important;}”][ts_comments][/vc_column_text][vc_icon icon_fontawesome=”far fa-arrow-alt-circle-down” color=”grey” size=”lg” align=”center”][vc_column_text]YOU MAY ALSO FIND THESE STORIES INTERESTING
    [/vc_column_text][vc_masonry_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”3″ gap=”15″ orderby=”modified” item=”5581″ initial_loading_animation=”fadeIn” grid_id=”vc_gid:1610390284064-218b8764-8737-0″ page_id=”5463″][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”4381″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” img_link_target=”_blank” link=”https://turnipstyle.com/jockstrapfriday”][vc_btn title=”SHOP JC ATHLETICS HERE” style=”flat” shape=”square” color=”black” align=”center” button_block=”true” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jockstrapcentral.com%2Fproductdisplay.php%3Fproduct%3D17204%26aid%3D091665″][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • WHO HAS THE BEST EAR BUDS?

    WHO HAS THE BEST EAR BUDS?

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]I find myself with the need to reach out again and ask if any of you have suggestions for wired earbuds.

    It seems my efforts to go wireless and employ Bluetooth have been met with nothing but frustration and disappointment.

    My conclusion is that the handy little device in my chest that keeps my heart beating, causes too much interference between my phone, when either in a pocket in my pants or jacket, and the ear buds.

    Often times the disruption is so bad, it reminds me of the early days of the ever popular Discman. The days before there was “skip protection”. Made one wish for the woof old days with a trusty cassette!

    I digress…[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5626″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][vc_column_text]I do enjoy the different Jaybird wireless models I have had, when they work, both for sound quality, battery life and comfort. I also fondly remember having a couple pairs of Urbanears that were really awesome as well. I really liked the braiding on the wires with the Urbanears. They didn’t tangle like the rubber coating. Bonus.

    I’m looking for something that will be good for wearing while gaming and while exercising.

    Please share your experiences, thoughts and ideas.

    Thanks.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1600664548223{padding-right: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;}”][vc_column][adning id=”5752″][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1609338002280{margin-top: 10px !important;margin-right: 10px !important;margin-bottom: 10px !important;margin-left: 10px !important;border-top-width: 1px !important;border-right-width: 1px !important;border-bottom-width: 1px !important;border-left-width: 1px !important;padding-top: 10px !important;padding-right: 10px !important;padding-bottom: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;background-color: #efefef !important;border-left-color: #293241 !important;border-left-style: solid !important;border-right-color: #293241 !important;border-right-style: solid !important;border-top-color: #293241 !important;border-top-style: solid !important;border-bottom-color: #293241 !important;border-bottom-style: solid !important;border-radius: 1px !important;}”][ts_comments][/vc_column_text][vc_icon icon_fontawesome=”far fa-arrow-alt-circle-down” color=”grey” size=”lg” align=”center”][vc_column_text]THESE STORIES MAY TURN UP YOUR STYLE
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  • TURNIP THE SMOOTH

    TURNIP THE SMOOTH

    [vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”5590″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Playlist/Album Title: TURNIP THE SMOOTH
    Artist: VARIOUS
    Genre: AMBIENT HOUSE
    Curated by: TURNIPHED[/vc_column_text][vc_btn title=”TAKE A LISTEN” style=”flat” shape=”square” size=”xs” align=”right”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]A smooth mix to accompany a quiet evening in front of the fireplace with your favourite libation or turn up the volume and get your groove on.

    This is the collection you want to play for a quiet night in, where you do not want to fall asleep on the couch, but put a little energy into your evening while you relax.

    A great play list to listen to while you are prepping a meal in the kitchen, or ironing your laundry all the way to curling up on the couch with a book or working on a puzzle.[/vc_column_text][vc_btn title=”TAKE A LISTEN” style=”flat” shape=”square” color=”inverse” size=”sm” align=”right”][vc_custom_heading text=”MORE RECOMMENDATIONS” font_container=”tag:h3|text_align:left” use_theme_fonts=”yes”][vc_basic_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”3″ gap=”10″ item=”mediaGrid_ScaleInWithIcon” grid_id=”vc_gid:1608806051325-4ee049de-adee-6″ page_id=”5519″ taxonomies=”9″][vc_column_text][ts_comments][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • TURNIP THE SONIC

    TURNIP THE SONIC

    [vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”5520″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]Playlist/Album Title: TURNIP THE SONIC
    Artist: VARIOUS
    Genre: HOUSE
    Curated by: TURNIPHED[/vc_column_text][vc_btn title=”TAKE A LISTEN” style=”flat” shape=”square” size=”xs” align=”right” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fplaylist%2F21FEMKPa6EZSgFCyvPs1aZ%3Fsi%3DFnbpsNnfQJiN9DJY5ECgKQ”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]TURN UP THE SONIC and get that butt wiggling. Curated to help us get motivated and moving while changing up the rhythm a bit to keep from getting bored.

     

    Designed to start you off, work you hard to the end for a hot sweaty finish.

     

    With artists like; Sonique, Pryda, Hey Today! Theo Chinara & Craig Hardy, Cristoph and Femme, to name a few, you are sure to have an amazing workout![/vc_column_text][vc_btn title=”TAKE A LISTEN” style=”flat” shape=”square” color=”inverse” size=”sm” align=”right” link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fplaylist%2F21FEMKPa6EZSgFCyvPs1aZ%3Fsi%3DFnbpsNnfQJiN9DJY5ECgKQ”][vc_empty_space][vc_custom_heading text=”OTHER RECOMMENDATIONS” font_container=”tag:h3|text_align:left” use_theme_fonts=”yes”][vc_basic_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”3″ item=”mediaGrid_SlideInTitle” grid_id=”vc_gid:1608708826921-4ab9fb16-5205-3″ taxonomies=”9″][vc_column_text][ts_comments][/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • NUT JOB COFFEE & THE ENVIRONMENT

    NUT JOB COFFEE & THE ENVIRONMENT

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_custom_heading source=”post_title” font_container=”tag:h2|text_align:left|color:%23000000″ use_theme_fonts=”yes”][vc_single_image source=”featured_image” img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text]So you may think I have lost my marbles and I might argue that I didn’t have any in the first place, but either way I had a crazy idea and it turned into a fun, if not quirky, project.

     

    The Nut Job –

     

    Take a moment to enjoy the simple & maybe even slightly silly. We all have the time for it right now.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”5479″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]The short story; one morning I finished off my jar of Nutella, but there was a lot of chocolate still stuck to the sides of the jar. However, due to the shape of the jar, it is not easy to clean out all the chocolate before dropping the jar in the recycling bin.

     

    I mean, I really did not want to waste all that yummy chocolate by just washing it down the drain. As I was standing there, my coffee was sitting brewing in my french press, the light bulb went off. I poured some of that coffee in the Nutella jar, put the lid on and quickly swished it around.

     

    I had to be quick, steam would build up, but I wanted to get ALL of the chocolate. (Be careful when opening it.) Once that was done, I just took the lid off (carefully) and swished the hot coffee around the bottom, getting all the chocolate hazelnut goodness to mix around well.

     

    Poured it all into my mug, took a sip and that is when the trouble started.[/vc_column_text][vc_separator color=”black” align=”align_right” border_width=”2″ el_width=”40″ css=”.vc_custom_1607430746027{padding-top: 15px !important;padding-bottom: 15px !important;}”][vc_single_image image=”5489″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][vc_separator color=”black” align=”align_left” border_width=”2″ el_width=”40″ css=”.vc_custom_1607431660584{padding-top: 15px !important;padding-bottom: 15px !important;}”][vc_column_text]Clearly, I am not the first person to think of this and clearly, one of there reasons why we don’t recycle as much as we should at home, is because it is not easy.

     

    Well this was easy, fun and DELICIOUS. So maybe, now, we have new motivation to reduce the amount of plastic going to landfill and increase the amount of plastic to be recycled.

     

    There is a lot more we can discuss about; recycling, environment, chocolate, coffee, hunky men in bed working on their laptops – but really here just wanted to give you the fun, quirky story behind The Nut Job, which was sparked in part by my earlier curiosity about our recycling habits with our bathroom products and the over-packaging we deal with there.

     

    I will invite you to read the final recipe here (yes I tweaked it a bit) and feel free to keep your eyes open for the next 2 coffee drink recipes…which might not be appropriate for “morning” coffee.[/vc_column_text][vc_separator color=”black” align=”align_right” border_width=”2″ el_width=”40″ css=”.vc_custom_1607430746027{padding-top: 15px !important;padding-bottom: 15px !important;}”][vc_column_text]What is The Wood Morning Coffee Cabin:

     

    Picture the perfect camping or outdoor nature park. Everything your imagination can create, all the best things of all the places you have been camping, kayaking, hiking, skiing or whatever. It’s your imagination – you create it and that is Mount Moist Plinth and The Lodge.  Read more here.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1600664548223{padding-right: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text css=”.vc_custom_1607442065234{margin-top: 10px !important;margin-right: 10px !important;margin-bottom: 10px !important;margin-left: 10px !important;border-top-width: 1px !important;border-right-width: 1px !important;border-bottom-width: 1px !important;border-left-width: 1px !important;padding-top: 10px !important;padding-right: 10px !important;padding-bottom: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;background-color: #efefef !important;border-left-color: #293241 !important;border-left-style: solid !important;border-right-color: #293241 !important;border-right-style: solid !important;border-top-color: #293241 !important;border-top-style: solid !important;border-bottom-color: #293241 !important;border-bottom-style: solid !important;border-radius: 1px !important;}”]TURNIP STYLE always welcomes and encourages healthy discussion. We invite you to familiarize yourself with our terms that are in place to maintain a healthy and happy community discussion. Feel free to read and add your comments about [ts_post] below.

     

    Please be sure to sign up for our Snap the Strap emails, and enjoy these other publications below.[/vc_column_text][vc_icon icon_fontawesome=”far fa-arrow-alt-circle-down” color=”grey” size=”lg” align=”center”][vc_column_text]TAKE A LOOK AT THESE STORIES[/vc_column_text][vc_masonry_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”2″ element_width=”12″ gap=”15″ orderby=”modified” item=”5503″ initial_loading_animation=”fadeIn” grid_id=”vc_gid:1607442043630-df87ce9d-af57-5″ page_id=”5465″ taxonomies=”398, 179″ exclude=”5473″][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • I DON’T NEED YOU

    I DON’T NEED YOU

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    TURNIP STYLE RECOMMENDS: MUSIC

    [/vc_column_text][vc_cta h2=”I DON’T NEED YOU” h4=”Performed by: Ferry Corsten, We Are Loud” shape=”square” style=”outline” color=”black” add_button=”bottom” btn_title=”FIND ON SPOTIFY” btn_style=”outline” btn_shape=”square” btn_color=”black” btn_align=”right” btn_link=”url:https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Ftrack%2F3ik11I4X2Mr3QMUPg1W1xU%3Fsi%3D0gOifLMwTe2FDICQCbUcHw”]OMG! Add this to the end of your workout play list and give yourself a BOOTY BOOST! If you listen to this song and don’t get the urge to move; than we can’t be friends. That beat has got to get your spirit to wanna bop – try it…

     

    Written by: Daniel Ortgiess, Ferry Corsten, Jord Brinkhuis, Simoon de Wit, We Are Loud
    Produced by: Ferry Corsten, We Are Loud[/vc_cta][vc_video link=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh02TmJ_OFk” align=”center” css=”.vc_custom_1606803874752{padding-top: 10px !important;padding-bottom: 10px !important;}”][vc_single_image source=”featured_image” img_size=”full” alignment=”center”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_separator color=”black” align=”align_right”][vc_column_text]Let us know what you think, drop your comments below. Also be sure you are signed up for our SNAP THE STRAP emails!

     

    More Music Recommends

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  • A STORY ABOUT A BIRD, A COW AND A CAT

    A STORY ABOUT A BIRD, A COW AND A CAT

    [vc_row full_width=”stretch_row_content” content_placement=”middle” css=”.vc_custom_1606743667743{background-position: center !important;background-repeat: no-repeat !important;background-size: cover !important;}”][vc_column][vc_custom_heading text=”IT IS ALL ABOUT PERSEPCTIVE” font_container=”tag:h2|text_align:left|color:%23222222″ use_theme_fonts=”yes”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row full_width=”stretch_row_content” content_placement=”middle” video_bg=”yes” video_bg_url=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSOVrWKkbRg” css=”.vc_custom_1606743586615{padding-top: 75px !important;padding-bottom: 75px !important;background-image: url(https://turnipstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/big-sun-and-sea-sunset-30-scaled-1.jpg?id=5421) !important;background-position: center !important;background-repeat: no-repeat !important;background-size: cover !important;}”][vc_column][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_separator color=”black” align=”align_left” el_width=”40″][vc_column_text][ts_dejavu]

    A long time ago my mother shared a story with me, a valuable story for sure but as I have been thinking about it the last few days, I seem to find myself more puzzled as to her timing for sharing the story.

     

    Nonetheless, I think it just might be a good time to share it with you; how you interpret the story is completely up to you.[/vc_column_text][vc_separator color=”black” align=”align_right” el_width=”40″][vc_column_text]There once was this little bird that got caught up in a very late summer. The weather was exceptionally warm and he was loving it. The only problem was that his friends, one by one at first and then more and more were all leaving each day to head south for the impending winter.

     

    Not our little guy. Nope. He was gonna soak up this great sunshine, keep having fun with all the new friends he was making and maybe he would think about flying south and catching up with his old friends, for the winter…tomorrow.

     

    Well a bunch of “tomorrows” happened and the next thing it was pretty darn chilly for our little feathered friend and he started to really panic thinking to himself, “wow, I better get a move on, it’s getting pretty cold here at night.”[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5425″ img_size=”full”][vc_column_text]So he gets a move on and starts flying.

     

    However, he runs into a wee bit of a problem. It is really cold and ice is forming on his little wings and it is getting harder and harder to fly. Sadly, he just can’t do it any more; he is physically exhausted and he’s covered in ice. He may even have icicle snot hanging off his beak.

     

    He falls to the earth.[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5426″ img_size=”full”][vc_column_text]He lands in a field next to some cows feeding around a big hay bale.

     

    Laying there in the snow. Too cold to shiver.

     

    Just as a our little buddy is thinking he is about to take his last breath….”goodbye cruel world” the cow that has been standing next to our little friend lifts her tail and takes a big old dump, snorts and walks away.

     

    YES! You guessed it. To add insult to injury that heifer has SHIT right on our little warrior of a bird. (Well irresponsible party animal is more like it but lets not add insult to injury. It is bad enough one is about to die and then they are completely covered in fresh cow shit.)[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5428″ img_size=”full”][vc_column_text]But then something amazing happens. The bird notices that the pile of shit is warm and it is melting the snow and ice on his wings.

     

    The icicle snot is gone and his muscles are starting to stop aching….and wait…..wait… yup, he can feel his toes again…this is GREAT!

     

    “Well, how awesome is this…sure it’s a little stinky but I think I am gonna make it now” our little buddy thinks to himself. Automatically, being a bird and all, he started to sing a happy little tune, to say thank you! Thank you universe for having my back!

     

    Picture it, there is our little bird, warming up in a sauna of cow shit, singing away. Just a little while longer and he could give himself a good stretch and a shake and limber up those muscles and be on his way.[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5430″ img_size=”full”][vc_column_text]One small problem. The farm cat was in the field too. Hunting mice and heard our little bird chirping away.

     

    Being a keen hunter this farm cat honed in on the location of our little friend. Found him.

     

    Pounced. Got him.

     

    Dinner.[/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image=”5433″ img_size=”full”][vc_column_text]So what do we get to take away from all that? Well let’s look at it this way.

     

    1. Those that get you into shit may not always be your enemy.
    2. Those that get you out of shit may not always be your friend.
    3. If you are happy surrounded by shit, best to keep your mouth shut.

    [/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row css=”.vc_custom_1600664548223{padding-right: 10px !important;padding-left: 10px !important;}”][vc_column][vc_column_text]Want to add your voice? You are more than welcome to share your thoughts and comments  below. You are invited to take a look at these other stories that may interest you as well, oh and  please be sure to sign up for our Snap the Strap emails.[/vc_column_text][vc_icon icon_fontawesome=”far fa-arrow-alt-circle-down” color=”grey” size=”lg” align=”center”][vc_column_text]TAKE A LOOK AT THESE STORIES[/vc_column_text][vc_masonry_grid post_type=”post” max_items=”4″ element_width=”12″ gap=”15″ orderby=”modified” initial_loading_animation=”fadeIn” grid_id=”vc_gid:1606743772828-595fbe58-109f-1″ exclude=”5418″][/vc_column][/vc_row]

  • IT’S A BLOODY PENCIL SHARPENER FFS

    IT’S A BLOODY PENCIL SHARPENER FFS

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_custom_heading source=”post_title” font_container=”tag:h2|text_align:left|color:%23000000″ use_theme_fonts=”yes”][vc_separator color=”black” el_width=”40″][vc_single_image source=”featured_image” img_size=”large” alignment=”center”][vc_column_text]To the best of my knowledge; the size of pencils (circumference) has NOT changed in all the years I have been on this planet.

     

    Could someone explain to me why it is STILL so FUCKING HARD to find a pencil sharpener that will consistently and “properly” sharpen my pencil?

     

    I remember queuing up as a young child to sharpen my pencil with my classmates. Mainly to waste class time of course; and walking back to my desk with my “stick of mangled disappointment” that was supposed to be my writing utensil.

     

    I mean we can “pretend” that we have made advancements in technology. Today, we can talk to our electronics, and our lights will magically turn on, like it was Star Trek, but that never goes right 100% of the time either.

     

    Now, I have been sitting here trying to sketch out some ideas with another pathetic stick of mangled disappointment of the HB persuasion.

     

    Maybe because we never focused on the simple things first. Like pencil sharpeners.

     

    And right now I just want a properly sharpened pencil. And maybe some candles. Google Home has been very obstinate lately.

     

    Suggestions? Anyone? Anyone? NE1?[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row gap=”25″ equal_height=”yes” content_placement=”middle”][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”5374″ img_size=”large” alignment=”center” onclick=”custom_link” link=”#signup”][/vc_column][/vc_row]