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  • WELL IT WAS JUST GHASTLY

    WELL IT WAS JUST GHASTLY

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    It is all in how you decorate that balcony; and today while this MASSIVE storm was moving in across the city, a neighbour across the street, was out standing on their balcony, one of those balconies that screams “I winter in PVR and you don’t’, when a flash of lightning ripped across the valley followed by the concussion of thunder.

    Well just at that moment I noticed, someone with very pretty balcony furniture and a bright velour (I hope it was velour but it was a bright colour) track suit, who happened to be drinking their coffee on the balcony; did a little dance, filled their drawers and ran back inside.

    Poor thing.

    I died.

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    Some details may have been changed to protect the identity of the innocent and soiled.

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  • DEAR FRIEND

    DEAR FRIEND

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]It is now past the “May Long Weekend” – the weekend that breaks in SUMMER for “us” North Americans. More so for those of us that experience 4 distinct seasons. (Strangely enough you will find EVERYONE lives in the area that has the OPPOSITE weather to what they prefer. Go figure.)

    Now, we have had some recent weekends of decent weather and some with, less than stellar weather and those were your weekends to install your Air Conditioning Units (ACU). If you have not done so by now, myself included, it is too late. THE POOL IS CLOSED.

    We all know that the second any one of us thinks of putting that ACU in, just quick, and we will end up with 5cm of snow on the ground and all of your pretty flower beds are gonna be shit.

    So, we either have to skip it this year and suffer in the heat, with a fan and an iced beverage; or, all pick a day, make one big effort to get all the dormant ACU in place and then all brace, duck and cover for a freak snow storm.

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    While you are here…take a look at this.

    Modus Vivendi has been releasing their collection for 2021 and get ready to be sun kissed and have wrinkly fingers and toes because the SWIM GEAR is beyond gorgeous.

    Come on over and take a look at the Rubber Ombre Line … here.

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