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  • WELL IT WAS JUST GHASTLY

    WELL IT WAS JUST GHASTLY

    [vc_row content_placement=”top”][vc_column width=”1/3″][vc_single_image image=”7129″ img_size=”full”][/vc_column][vc_column width=”2/3″][vc_column_text el_class=””]Across the street from me are some “vintage” condos. Probably built in the late 70s early 80s and since been renovated. They are spotted balconies that often give off that retirement, this is where they spend the summer and then they go to visit their friends in Mexico, feeling.

    It is all in how you decorate that balcony; and today while this MASSIVE storm was moving in across the city, a neighbour across the street, was out standing on their balcony, one of those balconies that screams “I winter in PVR and you don’t’, when a flash of lightning ripped across the valley followed by the concussion of thunder.

    Well just at that moment I noticed, someone with very pretty balcony furniture and a bright velour (I hope it was velour but it was a bright colour) track suit, who happened to be drinking their coffee on the balcony; did a little dance, filled their drawers and ran back inside.

    Poor thing.

    I died.

    Well, it was just ghastly.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text][adning id=”6180″][/vc_column_text][gsf_post_grid_1 posts_per_page=”4″ category=”tpic” post_columns_gutter=”20″ post_paging=”none” post_animation=”” ids=””][vc_column_text]

    Some details may have been changed to protect the identity of the innocent and soiled.

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  • AUDIBLE SIGNAL ONLY

    AUDIBLE SIGNAL ONLY

    [vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]When you are walking down the street and you are looking for something that you might have dropped; like in winter that could be a mitten, glove, scarf or like any day, just your dignity, kidding, but you get my point right?

    While you are tracing your steps, you are looking down on the side-walk. Am I right?

    Well therein lies the argument people make the second you take some poor person’s soggy mitten out of the puddle on the side-walk and hang it over the fence or put it on top of the mail box or some where that it might have some hope of being in a better place than a puddle.

    But not like down the street or anything; like just right there. Just not in “harm’s way”.

    “They are going to be looking down! Not up there for their mitten!”

    So no good deed goes unpunished,  I guess. Well, maybe until today? At the very least I found it comedic gold.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_single_image image=”6383″ img_size=”large”][/vc_column][vc_column width=”1/2″][vc_column_text el_class=””]

    What is going on here?

    1. Has someone dropped their reading glasses and another person has found them and put them here; thinking that at the very least the glasses won’t be stepped on?
    2. Is someone REALLY trying to make the point that the button is for the audible signal only and pushing the button repeatedly and complaining will not cause the light to change for crossing.

    Anyway, if anyone is missing their reading glasses and these look familiar. This is the NW corner of Queen and Church.

    For those of you that are still reading, everything went fine with the check up. Everything that needed to be addressed has been and the rest can wait for a time when there are less risks.

    Captions welcome in the comments. Have a great evening.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]