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Just in time for the shit weather; when one would want to move their exercise activities indoors, The Pool is Closed for maintenance.

Please be advised that the swimming pool and sauna will be temporarily closed on Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 for maintenance reasons.

We will work diligently to ensure the pool and sauna are restored to full operation in a timely manner.

We would like to thank you in advance for your patience and understanding in regard to this matter and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

First; how long is temporarily? Secondly; the pool just opened up again. What needs to be fixed that wasn’t taken care of properly during the 2 years it was shut down during the pandemic?

Hasn’t “thank you in advance” become “cringe”? It feels a little “gaslight’ish”.

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This is also enjoyable; my neighbour is cooking something, that as it wafts through the bathroom vent I am met with a wall of stench that immediately has me flash to the fish-gutting-station at the lake.

Netflix and chill? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

Dead fish in plastic baskets at fish market

Underwater view of man swimming laps in an olympic pool

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